You will all thank me for my genius once you take a gander at Sara. Tony met her at a downtown bar. She was looking for an American to marry her and support her. He called me while she was in the bathroom and told me the whole situation. Right away I told him to set it up and introduce me as a tourist who speaks very little Portuguese in the hopes of finding me a wife from Brazil. I didnt think she would fall for it at first but can you believe she didnt catch my thick accent. She was willing to do whatever I wanted to please me and hopefully get me to fall madly in love with her. I gave her a batch of guy goo for her troubles and sent her on her merry hubby hunting way.
