First Impression:
Sounds like a great deal is to be had on MegaPornAccess. If you buy a membership to one of their 20 sites, you get access to all of them. You'll find teens, milfs, ethnic beauties, trannies, and hardcore anal sex, among their perverted network of exclusive websites. What more could a porn lover ask for?

Tour Promise:
You get access to 20 sites of the following sites: CollegeFuckFest, CreamyPieHoles, SheGapes, GobbleMyGoo, KungFuWhores, BigCockCrew, 1000Orgasms, BikiniBangers, RealRookies, EuroFuckTrip, StripClubExposed, TeenBrazil, BlackBrosWhiteHoes, YankMyCrank, NakedCollegeCoeds, BorderBangers, TrannyHunt, RectalRooter, MommyLovesCock, and MilkMyCock. Touting themselves as "one of the largest reality archives on the internet," joining will let you enjoy over 80,000 videos, which come in at least two speeds and formats. All websites are updated at least once a week.

Our Opinion:
Once you enter, you'll find a simple menu up top that offers extra bonuses: Live Sex, which links to a webcam site; Dating takes you to a dating site; Solo Teens lists a handful of other sites you get access to; and Site Reviews lists the webmaster's top ten porn picks. Below that is a box that contains all the latest updates. While there is an update every day within the network, not every site has an update every week. In fact, many sites don't have an update at all. The 20 sites you get access to are then featured in attractive boxes that have several thumbnails. Click to enter, and you're whisked away to that site.

The problem with Mega Porn Access is that all of the sites within this network vary in their quality. Some are good sites, but there are a lot of bad. Good sites worth noting are:
KungFuWhores, GobbleMyGoo, BigCockCrew, SheGapes, BlackBrosWhiteHoes, TrannyHunt, RectalRooter, YankMyCrank, and RealRookies.

Now, on to the bad. 1000 Orgasms should be called 1000 Orgasms minus 961. The last update was in September, 2006. EuroFuckTrip's last update was in July, 2004. MilkMyCock's latest addition was in October, 2005. While Bikini Banger isn't updated every week, there have been some recent updates. Mommy apparently doesn't love cock anymore, because the last update for MommyLovesCock was November, 2005.
A lot of MegaPornAccess sites claim to be one of the original of its kind on the net, so I expected to see a lot of content. Instead, a great many of those sites had just a bare minimum of content. NakedCollegeCoeds isn't worth joining. The bulk of it seems to be feeds to other sites.

Other variances in quality are supposedly how "real" these women are. While I agree the women seem to be having a great time at BlackBrosWhiteHoes and 1000Orgasms, it just seems too contrived at StripClubExposed and BorderBangers. I also have a hard time believing these are real strippers or illegal aliens when porn stars such as Shy Love and Sativa Rose are featured. CreamyPieHoles doesn't offer what I call real creamy pie holes: pussies pounded full of cum and then leaking out. The videos I saw had the usual money shot - where the guy jacks off on the woman's face or pussy. Then they just rubbed the cum on their pussy lips or pushed it up inside with their fingers and squatted, trying to get some of it to leak out. The photos for each episode where there's copious amounts of cum dribbling didn't jive with the videos I watched.

As promised in the tour, there are at least two different formats for streaming and downloading. Some only offer Windows Media in DSL and cable, and Mpgs in cable. Others also have Windows Media in 56k, DSL, and cable; Real Player in 56k, DSL and cable; and Mpgs in 56k, DSL, and Cable. The videos open to a tiny screen - 320x240 pixels; the full screen mode diminishes in quality. They have close up shots, which is helpful in that tiny screen. Most of the videos you can only watch in clips. Clips run anywhere from two minutes to several. Some offer a full length episode and can be 40 or more minutes. Downloading and buffering take a long time.

The photo galleries vary in quality and amount as well. They open to a decent size; some are very good quality while others are fuzzy. There are some great close up shots. Gallery amounts vary from just a few to over a couple hundred. Not all photo galleries have the slide show or zip download option, which is rather confusing to me. If you're going to feature it on some of your sites, why not all?

Conclusion:
While navigation is easy at MegaPornAccess, and there are some good quality videos and photos, I can't get all that excited about this site. There's just too much variance in quality and updates. Some sites have cleary been abandoned, and you have to wonder if that is a pattern with the sites in this network. Are the sites that are regularly updated now going to be abandoned, too? However, I suppose porn is of the moment, and there are some good sites among this mega pass. The drawback to the good sites in this network is that the videos are offered in such a small screen. When you've been to other sites whose videos can be enjoyed in a larger format, you can't enjoy the small ones.

.: Reviewed: 20 April 2007

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