This long legged blonde bombshell is indeed very easy on the eyes; she can also be very hard on the nerves. As is all too often the case in situations such as this, the source of the tension was that of unrealistic expectations. It would seem that Ms. Sparks was anticipating a multitude of frivolous amenities such as a formal dressing room, someone to apply her makeup and other perks too silly to list here. The most contentious issue however turned out to be that of the room air conditioning, or to be more precise the lack thereof. We were of course fully aware that it was July and that the heat was indeed a tad more than uncomfortable but what Sasha failed to appreciate was that camcorders come equipped with microphones and that the 1970's era air conditioner in our room made too much noise when engaged. Is that really so hard to understand? It would seem that in this instance it was for Ms. Spark's incessant carping on the subject became more and more strident with each passing hour. Worse still after awhile more she began using coarse and unladylike language when expressing herself. I'm not making this up! Naturally that was when we saw fit to introduce the tart tongued princess to some real heat... applied briskly and repeatedly where it would do her the most good.
