It was a frigid February morning when this bewitching little blonde crossed our doorstep but the chill that followed her in had little to do with the weather. "I hate mornings and I'm in no mood for any of your shit" Keli announced to our associate Terry by way of a greeting. Keli's behavior once the camera shutter began clicking quickly confirmed the veracity of her declaration as if any such confirmation were necessary. On the plus side Keli looked every bit as good as her modeling portfolio had led us to believe and so our steadfast associate anticipated getting some very fine images nonetheless. Unfortunately her model would prove utterly lacking not only in social graces but also in anything even resembling motivation. That's when Terry wisely elected to put down the camera and pick up the phone. Happily our man was but a short drive away.