We had to jump through a lot of hoops to interest this worldwide published raven haired beauty into accepting our humble modeling assignment, but it was worth it... or so we figured. It would seem that our abundant enthusiasm was not shared by the lady in question.Indeed, Ms. Simone went so far as to forget all about us and go to a party on the night of our scheduled booking! We kid you not. It was only after several determined calls to her agent that she finally arrived some hours later... more than a little intoxicated.Not falling down drunk mind you but buzzed just enough to add a distinctly tart edge to her already patrician demeanor. That's when things got real, real, real ugly... for her.