The first thing we noticed when this stunning fox arrived was that she looked every bit as good as her publicity photos led us to expect. Then, whence she spoke it only got better. Her voice, soft and sweet like a robin's song. It was only after we took note of the actual words lilting off her tongue, that our expectations sank, like a lead weight. "It's hot", "This place is a dump", "I want more money" and so on. To her credit she did show up on time and best of all, clearly displayed under her tight dress was irrefutable evidence of why she had just recently won the "Best Ass in Texas" contest. Heh-heh.
