This is the very first video I ever shot, and I wanted to start things out with
a bang, so I used the biggest, fattest, loser I've ever met - Bob. I met him a
few months back through my roommate's friends, and I completely forgot about him
until recently. Through the grapevine he heard that I was looking for guys to
hook up on video, and he really wanted to do it. I'm asked a lot whether the stuff
on video, and especially this video, is real. Well, this is the REAL DEAL! He
is really a 28 year old, 295 lb, unemployed virgin who still lives at home with
mom and dad. You can't fake this stuff! Anyway, I took Bob to a local mall and
we spent nearly an entire day looking for a chick willing to do him before we
finally found Mariah in the parking lot. It ended up costing $600, but it was
worth it! Enjoy the video!