My buddy was trying to come up with a way to attract more women and decided to learn how to play guitar thinking it would help. I took him to this music store and we met Carmella. She was working as a sales clerk there and tried her best to convince my friend Billy to buy a guitar. He wooed her with his charm and witty conversation and convinced her to leave work early and hang out with us a while. I think she wanted to persuade Billy to buy that guitar but Billy figured if he was able to pick her up without strumming any tunes then he didnt need the guitar to begin with. The string he plucked was her g string. The way she played his skin flute and was hitting high notes while Billy plowed from behind it was obvious why she worked in a music store.
