So Mikayla and I are talking on the phone and she begins to tell me how she went out to a strip club with a bunch of friends and how she tried out since it was amateur night. She failed horribly and scraped up her knees pretty bad. I asked her if she did it sober and she just acted innocent. Yeah right. Anyway I went over with Derrick to help her take care of those scrapes on her newbie stripper knees. WINK WINK. Derrick began helping her out and making her feel good since she said the whole strip club scene really got her hot and horny and she needed some TLC. This member of the 40inchplus club knows what she wants and gets it whenever she wants.
