Crystal called me up and asked me to come over since she was bored as hell. I agreed but told her I was hanging out with my buddy Jay and that he would be coming with me to meet her at her house. She said she was gonna take a quick shower and to just let ourselves in when we got there. As soon as I hung up I told Jay to put on his lead shoes and to floor that pedal so we could get there before she got out of the shower....
