.: Mr. Soprano - MrSoprano.com
I'm Mr. Soprano, and I'm just like most of you out there.
I'm a hard working, hard loving man who enjoys some good porn
every now and then. True, even bad porn has it's uh, redeeming
qualities, but if I'm going to buy it, I want to like it.
I mean, if I'm going to spend the money it took me time and
energy to earn, then I expect to enjoy it.
I've joined websites before that I thought (from the free
tour, of course) would be the best, juiciest porn I've ever
seen. That turned out to not be the truth, though, by any
stretch of the imagination. After about the third time I ended
up with a membership to porn sites with women that didn't
have more than three teeth and looked like crack whores, I
got disgusted. I was determined that wouldn't happen to me
I started going to review sites to see exactly what I was
getting into. This worked fairly well, but I still found that
some of the reviewers had much different opinions than me,
and some of the reviewers seemed about as reliable as a 1973
Ford Pinto with a bad motor. I decided that I was going to
make sure that didn't happen to anyone else.
That's why Mr. Soprano's Online Guide was born. I got tired
of paying big bucks for some blurry pictures and jerky video,
and I didn't want you to have to either. What you'll find
here are 838 honest reviews about porn sites - the good,
the bad, and the ugly. You'll also have a place to post your
own comments - so you can either back me up, or call me fucking
crazy for what I thought of a site. Either way, you get to
say your piece and help other sex hounds just like you.
Don't let this tragedy continue. Help me to abolish wasting
good money on bad porn. Cum on, check it out. I dare you.