.: Mr. Soprano - MrSoprano.com

I'm Mr. Soprano, and I'm just like most of you out there. I'm a hard working, hard loving man who enjoys some good porn every now and then. True, even bad porn has it's uh, redeeming qualities, but if I'm going to buy it, I want to like it. I mean, if I'm going to spend the money it took me time and energy to earn, then I expect to enjoy it.

I've joined websites before that I thought (from the free tour, of course) would be the best, juiciest porn I've ever seen. That turned out to not be the truth, though, by any stretch of the imagination. After about the third time I ended up with a membership to porn sites with women that didn't have more than three teeth and looked like crack whores, I got disgusted. I was determined that wouldn't happen to me again.

I started going to review sites to see exactly what I was getting into. This worked fairly well, but I still found that some of the reviewers had much different opinions than me, and some of the reviewers seemed about as reliable as a 1973 Ford Pinto with a bad motor. I decided that I was going to make sure that didn't happen to anyone else.

That's why Mr. Soprano's Online Guide was born. I got tired of paying big bucks for some blurry pictures and jerky video, and I didn't want you to have to either. What you'll find here are 688 honest reviews about porn sites - the good, the bad, and the ugly. You'll also have a place to post your own comments - so you can either back me up, or call me fucking crazy for what I thought of a site. Either way, you get to say your piece and help other sex hounds just like you.

Don't let this tragedy continue. Help me to abolish wasting good money on bad porn. Cum on, check it out. I dare you.